"Hey, I can bring the Zep and we'll read some Psalms, or somethin'."

For months now, under the little news section on the First Coast News website titled "Community", there has been the same damn headline:

"'Forget Pizza Parties,' Teens Tell Churches"

I've seen it so often now, I've started to fill in the lines that should follow:

"Local Pot Heads Retort, 'Noooooo, Dude. You're On To Something, Here.'"