"Yes, we have the book, but a 25 foot owl is currently sitting on it."

I just came back from an unveiling ceremony of "Wisdom", an owl sculpture that adorns a niche corner of the new downtown library currently being built. Not a terribly original choice, but since I'm a big fan of owls, I'll overlook it.

Just remember what Krusty the Clown says: "Give a hoot. Read a book."