10. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
9. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
8. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
7. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
6. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
4. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
3. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
2. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
1. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Obligatory Chuck Norris Post
I might as well join in with the Chuck Norris mania that is sweeping the web, so I went to the source at Chuck Norris Facts and compiled my top ten list of favorites: