As silly as some of the stuff on this blog is, there is something nagging at the back of my head and I feel that I must clear it up to give myself peace of mind.
I am not, nor do I mean to pass myself off as, a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Ahhhh. That's better. Now, if you really mean to assign meaning to that little acronym, here are some alternatives:
Finlandia Bicycle Institute
Fanatical Billiard Instructor
Frappuccino Buyers International
Floating Ballast Inventor
Fishing Barrels Incorporated
Fluorescent Beetle Inspector