Monday, February 27, 2006

Speaking of physical handicaps and inebriation

I'd like to pride myself in my patience in dealing with patron's questions. I have often dealt with deaf patrons. I have also often dealt with drunk patrons. This morning, however, was my first deaf and drunk patron.

To whom I'd like to right now send a psychic suggestion: Please, for the sake of us all, one impairment at a time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"one impaiment at a time"

Amen, Brother Ben,
Shot a rooster,
Killed a hen,
Hen died,
Rooster cried,
And Brother Ben committed suicide.