Thursday, April 09, 2009

Calling Christian Slater's Mom

Coming Soon announced that two of the roles in the big Clash of the Titans remake have been cast. Liam Neeson will play Zeus and Ralph Fiennes will play Hades.

Listen, they're both great actors and I'm sure they'll both do a great job, but could they have come up with something more imaginative than Aslan vs. Voldemort? Why don't they just re-title it Schindler's List II: The Reckoning?

Come on, casting directors! Where's that old against-type casting of yore like Henry Fonda in Once Upon a Time in the West? Let's see Jack Nicholson as Zeus and Tom Hanks as Hades. That'll make sure we get our ten bucks worth!

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