Posts have been light because things have been busy at work (and it looks like I'm not the only one). So, in light of this, I'm providing more filler material for a post, though it's material that does pertain to my current situation.
In case you haven't seen Notting Hill, there is a scene early on where we are introduced to the travel bookstore that William (Hugh Grant) and Martin (James Dreyfus) work at. A customer comes in looking for some material.
Customer: "Do you have any books by Dickens?"
William: "No, we're a travel bookshop. We only sell travel books."
Customer: "Oh, right. (pause, as he looks around some more) How about that new John Grisham thriller?"
William: "No, that's a novel too."
Customer: "Oh, right. (pause, as he looks around again) Have you got a copy of 'Winnie the Pooh'?"
William: (pause, while William stares at him) "Martin -- your customer."