"I decree the spirit of conviction on this intersection," Mr. Williams boomed from a podium decorated with red, white and blue bunting. "This statue proves that Jesus Christ is Lord over America, he is Lord over Tennessee, he is Lord over Memphis.""What statue would that be?" you may ask. Why, It's this statue:
Now, perhaps in this age of Bush and his discredited WMD claims, the burden of "proof" has sunk pretty low. So, to capitalize on this, I found some other statues over on Worth 1000 that "prove" some other things:
This statue proves that Peace and Marijuana are Lord over America.
And this statue proves that three-layer cake and the bottomless cup of coffee are Lord over America. Personally, I prefer this last one, but unfortunately I don't have the authority or the deeply logical mind of Alton R. Williams.