But seriously, that first sentence is absolutely correct if you exchange the word "hilarious" for "heartwarming" and exchange "little" for "big". The result: Samuel L. Jackson tackling the hell out of kids on a football field. Yes, it's a one joke bit, but that's what short films are best at:
Sam: "Hey. Just throw me the damn ball."
Kid: "Hey, we're not supposed to cuss out here."
Sam: "Shut up."
Bonus Samuel Goodness: The entire short is on YouTube! Check it out!