Thursday, June 29, 2006

Go West, Dumb Man!

While working in the Periodicals collection last month, I came across an issue of The Journal of American History with this turn-of-the-century photo on the cover (the description below it comes from inside the issue):


"Elite tourists such as this well-dressed hunter journeyed to the Colorado mountains for primitive play. As tourists mimicked frontier work, they overlooked their dependence on the labor of the guides and other services workers who blurred into the background."

Now, at the risk of drawing any parallels between myself and this googly-eyed dork, I've been wanting to do something similar.

No, I don't fancy myself roughing it in the wilderness and shooting my own dinner, but I do yearn to see some of that Northwest scenery that is literally on the opposite side of the country from the region I know best. Pictures can't do it justice, of course, but they go along way to communicate what kind of environment awaits someone willing to make the trek. For instance: Crater Lake Lodge.


This was one of many getaways profiled in a PBS series called Great Lodges. I've looked through the accompanying book here at the library and, out of all of the locations, this one in Oregon seems the most breathtaking. Imagine sitting in one of those rockers and drinking your morning coffee.


As for Mrs. Mosley, I think she likes the idea, too. At the very least, the trip would give her more than enough material to put in her lovely photo blog.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

How to tell if you're a Bush Republican

The point has been made over and over again, but I'll say it anyway: It's idiotic when Bush stands up and says that terrorists hate us because of our freedom, and then slowly chip away all the freedoms we have.

It all comes down to something I realized long ago: Though Bush Republicans oppose Evolution being taught to their kids, all of them are strict Darwinists at heart. That is, they all are firm believers in "Survival of the Fittest". If Bush says that some new law or action that strips some more of our freedoms away will help protect us from terrorists, then they're all for it, no questions asked. In this sense, their mantra is more similar to "Survival of the Most Craven", but you get the point.

To clear up any confusion, I've set up a simple one-question test for anyone who wants to know if they are a Bush Republican:

"A burglar is in the house and is pointing a .22 pistol at you (Let's just say for this scenario that the United Nations has taken away all your guns just like the tinfoil hat people at the NRA warned you about). You have multiple objects around that you can pick up and possibly block a bullet. Choose one or more items that you would be willing to use in this fashion."

(A) A table
(B) A large, heavy book
(C) A pet
(D) A complete stranger
(E) A family member

If you chose most or all of the above choices, Congratulations! You are a Bush Republican!


(Note: This does not apply if choice (B) is a Bible. After all, even Bush Republicans have their standards.)

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Stevie Wonder is a God

The title for the post over at Need Coffee was "Brought to you by the words 'Bad' and 'Ass'", and I can't really put it better than that. The only thing I can do is add a few more such as "Funktastic" and "Funkadelic".

Ladies and Gentleman, Stevie Friggin Wonder.

Friday, June 23, 2006

"He Who Mustn't Be Named"

(Sung to the tune "A Horse With No Name" by the band America)

On the first part of my journey
I was living a muggle life
There were dogs and cars and lamps and things
There were telephones that ring

The first man I met was a giant with fuzz
And a 'brolly that could cast spells
He guided me to this wizard school
And the air was full of more spells


I've been through a battle with He Who Mustn't Be Named
My young life just won't be the same
And at Hogwarts they all remember my name
cause Voldemort is the source of my pain
La La, La, La La La La, La La La, La La


After two years spent inside Hogwarts
I played Quidditch for Gryffindor

After four years spent inside Hogwarts
I saw the start of a wizard war

cause He Who Mustn't Be Named had come on back to stay
And my happier years were no more


You see I've been through a battle with He Who Mustn't Be Named
My young life just won't be the same
And at Hogwarts they all remember my name
cause Voldemort is the source of my pain
La La, La, La La La La, La La La, La La


After six years, everything had changed
And I looked back at my magic life
There were owls and brooms and wands and things
There were Every Flavor Beans

Now Hogwarts is a shadow with it's headmaster gone
And my seventh school year in doubt

So now I'm leaving Hermione and Ron
To go and kill that big, mean lout!

You see I've been through a battle with He Who Mustn't Be Named
My young life just won't be the same
And at Hogwarts they all remember my name
cause Voldemort is the source of my pain
La La, La, La La La La, La La La, La La

Biblioporn

I was in Barnes & Noble last night and saw a display for a new Penguin Publishing series called "Great Ideas" (Sidenote: Actually, this series is already a year old, but this second group of titles is distinctly different from the first, which I'll go into). Basically these are all nonfiction classics that are already in the public domain and get printed by heaven known how many publishers every year. The difference here, though, is the packaging.


It's kind of hard to realistically present it through a picture, but the books are entirely unique. All the covers are printed only in black, white and blue with all the text and illustrations embossed. The physical books themselves are made of a rougher paper that brings to mind old fashioned publishing, which the cover design itself also conveys.

It's all just incredibly cool for a book nut like me. Truth be told, I didn't buy a copy last night, mainly because I couldn't decide which title to buy. There is an Art of War floating around with this design, so maybe I'll pick that up when I see it.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Chunk! Chunk!

Those of you who watch the original Law & Order series, which will be starting it's 17th season (!) next Fall, already know that A.D.A. Alexandra Borgia went and got herself killed last season. News came out last week that her replacement will be played by Alana De La Garza, formerly of CSI: Miami.

Fans of Law & Order will also know that the role of A.D.A. has experienced the highest turnover of all the starring roles in the series. Alana De La Garza will be the seventh person to play the role and, oddly enough, the fifth dark haired female.

I have nothing against dark haired females, you understand. It's just that they seem to blend together after awhile. Let's have a look at the five, shall we?


Jill Hennessy

Carey Lowell

Angie Harmon

Annie Parisse

Alana De La Garza


I mean, De La Garza is hot and all, but she also seriously looks like they spliced the DNA of the previous four in order come up with this new one. I think I saw this G.I. Joe episode twenty years ago.

So why are the creators using another one? Part of the explanation for this could be due to the juggernaut that is Sam Waterston. He has been the D.A. since season four and has played opposite every female A.D.A. in the series. And although the characters on the show are infamous for their minimum of backstory, it has been hinted that his character has a bad history with women. I haven't noticed that this has played out for much of anything in the course of the show, but maybe there are bigger things to come (ideally, during sweeps).

But I'm sick of it by now. Memo to Dick Wolfe: Shake things up a bit! Go back two of your more distinct A.D.A.'s and combine them into a new character:

Richard Brooks

Elisabeth Rohm


Put these two together and you get someone really interesting: A German/African lesbian with a high top fade!

Is Grace Jones available?