"He Who Mustn't Be Named"

(Sung to the tune "A Horse With No Name" by the band America)

On the first part of my journey
I was living a muggle life
There were dogs and cars and lamps and things
There were telephones that ring
The first man I met was a giant with fuzz
And a 'brolly that could cast spells
He guided me to this wizard school
And the air was full of more spells

I've been through a battle with He Who Mustn't Be Named
My young life just won't be the same
And at Hogwarts they all remember my name
cause Voldemort is the source of my pain
La La, La, La La La La, La La La, La La

After two years spent inside Hogwarts
I played Quidditch for Gryffindor
After four years spent inside Hogwarts
I saw the start of a wizard war
cause He Who Mustn't Be Named had come on back to stay
And my happier years were no more

You see I've been through a battle with He Who Mustn't Be Named
My young life just won't be the same
And at Hogwarts they all remember my name
cause Voldemort is the source of my pain
La La, La, La La La La, La La La, La La

After six years, everything had changed
And I looked back at my magic life
There were owls and brooms and wands and things
There were Every Flavor Beans
Now Hogwarts is a shadow with it's headmaster gone
And my seventh school year in doubt
So now I'm leaving Hermione and Ron
To go and kill that big, mean lout!

You see I've been through a battle with He Who Mustn't Be Named
My young life just won't be the same
And at Hogwarts they all remember my name
cause Voldemort is the source of my pain
La La, La, La La La La, La La La, La La