Friday, August 24, 2007

The carpet will no longer match the... oh, nevermind.

I suppose this is the kind of stuff that scares the crap out of Bill O'Reilly when he gets into "White Power" mode:

The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two percent of the world's population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.

Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.

It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.

If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.

An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 percent actually have red hair.

Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060.

Well, in that case...

...enjoy 'em while they last, boys!

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