Guy Priorities

Snopes.com is a great site for verifying if that story and/or picture that was just emailed to you by a friend is actually true. More often than not, they aren't. But then there are the ones that do turn out to be true. Like the pictures of a deer swimming out in the middle of a lake rescued by some fishermen:

The catching was slow and they looked back to check their lines. They saw what appeared to be a seal with its snout out of the water, but they didn't think any seals were around their fishing grounds and they kept watching.

Soon they realized it was a deer trying desperately to keep afloat and obviously losing the battle. Fearing the whitetail would get snagged in their lines they cranked in their rigs. Then the deer headed straight for the boat possibly thinking it was a spit of land.

But as it got closer and saw the two fishermen aboard, it had second thoughts. With its nose barely out of the water, it appeared to have been swimming all night, said Campbell. "Since the fish weren't biting, we thought we'd give it a hand. Bo grew up around cows, was really handy with a bow line and lasooed the deer on the first attempt."

They got it close, Bo grabbed the neck, Chad got a good hold on a flank and "we barreled over backwards to the deck — and before we knew it, Bo was on top of the buck in velvet and had him hog tied like a calf."

Chad, said they feared the deer was going to "kick the hell out of us in a 22-foot center console boat," but they were lucky, it was too exhausted to resist, "We hit the gas and ran him to the closest beach, Kent Point, where I beached the boat and we carefully unloaded our catch on the sand. We untied him and jumped back.

"Too weak to stand, he just sat there quivering. We picked him up again and put his feet underneath him, but he still couldn't walk or stand. We left him sitting there looking at us. Before we left, I looked him in the eye and said 'See you on opening day; payback time.'

Now here's the thing: I don't have any objections to the whole "payback time" comment. I can understand the motivations of the hunter, and all this seems perfectly fair. He saved the life of this deer and given him a chance to live his life a little bit longer.

I also don't have any objections to the fact that they were hesitant about saving it. Like he said, a live and kicking deer on a small boat is not the most ideal of situations and could quickly turn dangerous for the occupants. So no foul there.

No, my main gripe was the one reason the guy made for helping the deer: "Since the fish weren't biting, we thought we'd give it a hand". So, I'm guessing from this that if they were having even moderate luck catching fish, they would have sat back and just watch the deer drown.

These are the same type of guys who would tell their wives, "I'd love to stay for the delivery, sweetie, but I got tickets to the game".