Saturday, April 26, 2008

Even "Onward Christian Soldiers" need some stress relief.

Oh, for crying out loud!
Some very strange conservative activists, apparently with far too much time on their hands, launched an initiative last November to limit U.S. troops’ access to adult materials. It never occurred to me that policy makers would take this seriously, but apparently, they are.

To quickly recap for those just joining us, Congress banned sales of sexually explicit materials on military bases 11 years ago, but the Pentagon continues to allow base stores to sell magazines such as Playboy and Penthouse, which officials don’t consider explicit enough to prohibit.

The American Family Association and the Alliance Defense Fund, two religious right groups, demanded the Congress and Defense Secretary Robert Gates takes steps to scrutinize materials, including magazines and films, sold to the troops and their families.

It's bad enough that these Republican dickwads won't give them the proper equipment, extends their tour of duties, and denies them proper pay and benefits. But given that these brave soldiers are dodging bullets and shrapnel for your sorry asses, the least you can do is allow them to clean their pipes!

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