Don't make a move, fellas! Those jowls mean business!

It's hard to knock a man when he's been through so much in the past couple of years, but I have to say that Ebert is one bitter guy. Despite having already written "I Hated, Hated Hated This Movie" back in 2000, he's come out with another one called:

I guess coming so close to death made him really want to punish any filmmakers that would waste what little time he had left with absolute crap.

And is it just me, or does that picture of him look like he's sitting in judgment over General Zod?