All together now: EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!
The woman who found the fingertip is apparently now suspected of planting it in the chili in order to sue Wendy's. This particular revelation prompted a question from Mrs. Mosley this morning: "Where did she even get a fingertip?"
A fair question, but I couldn't help but recall the hilarious exchange between the Dude (Jeff Bridges) and Walter (John Goodman) in The Big Lebowski when the kidnappers of a rich man's wife sends out a box with her toe inside it:
Walter: That wasn't her toe, Dude.
Dude: Whose toe was it, Walter?
Walter: How the f*ck should I know? I do know that nothing about it indicates...
Dude: The nail polish, Walter.
Walter: Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe...
Dude: Someone else's...where the f*ck are they going to get a...
Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.
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I've been thinking about seeing this movie since the National Review declared it to be one of the most philosophically significant movies of modern times a couple of months ago.
I never thought I'd be saying this about a National Review article, but that's something I'd be interested in reading.
I wouldn't call it philosophical, but it was sure funny as hell!
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