I'm not much of a video game player as I used to be. The only thing I play semi-regularly is Delta Force, which is perfect for fulfilling that occasional need for military mayhem. Still, I found a lot to like in this article about gaming pet peeves. I swear, this one line had me laughing for ten straight minutes when I first read it:
"Look at the little guy. The one on the left. The one who's just a head. I mean, let's face it: strategy is all that guy's got going for him. He has no limbs and he's already on fire."